Fellatio Cafe To Offer Coffee And MORE, Londoners Welcome the Idea
05 October 2016
Let's be honest boys, this might be a great idea, but after 30 sex makes you sleepy. Would you really get a coffe with happy ending before going to work? I know, why not.
The past couple of years have been revolutionary for the food industry with cat bars, living owls coffee shops and naked restaurants. Now, London's next novelty opening is set to be the most surreal, controversial, anger-inducing and inevitably popular yet, a café where customers get a bl*w job with their latte.
( Cream Jokes allowed )
The first Fellatio Café will open in Geneva, with this official opening set on December the 5th, 2016.
Following this, founder Bradley Charvet told that he intends to open a second coffee shop in Paddington, London.
The idea came while holidaying in Pattaya, Thailand, where these kind of shops are somehow common to find.
The Baroque-themed, 150m² café will serve coffee and a few pastries, with customers being given an iPad on which to choose an escort from a list of thumbnails to perform oral sex on them. £50 will be the base charge (billed as 'the most expensive coffee in the UK') with £10 added for every extra 15 minutes.
The legality of this is somewhat of a grey area, with prostitution itself being legal in Great Britain but the running of a brothel a crime. Charvet, however, insists "everything related to the Fellatio Café is legal" and his "lawyer is currently setting everything up"
Cleaning up... not an issue.
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